Friday 15 January 2016

The Gankers Prayer

Oh CCP who art in in Iceland
Hallowed by thy game.
Our Fleets will come, Our Ganks be done
In game and on the forums
Give us this day our green killboard
And forgive us our blobbing
Though we will not forgive those that blob against us.
Lead us not into gate camps
And deliver us no bears with stabs (or ECM)
For the Game, the Nerfbat and the Servers are yours.
Now and forever.

1 comment:

  1. For a few years my bio read as follows...
    when I changed bios I posted it thusly:

    Pater Nulla - The EVEning Prayer

    CCP, which art in The Land of Ice,
    (Don’t let this go to your heads…)

    To Thy New Eden we come,
    Thy DPS to be done, in Hek,
    As it is in Jita.

    Give us this day our daily Adrenaline Rush,
    And forgive them their piratical ways,
    As we cloak and warp from harms ganking grasp.

    Lead us not into Gate Camps,
    But help us as we try our best,
    to camp gates, against them.

    And deliver our cargos from evil,
    For thine is the Server, the Sandbox,
    The DPS and the Tank,

    For ever and ever…
    (or at least until the wife gets home...)

    =]

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